how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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