One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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