I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
