I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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