Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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