What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Green mimosas i think yes
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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