I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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