You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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