Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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