dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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