I can text with my tongue
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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