woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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