like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i drank out of a bidet.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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