i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
