So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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