Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I forgot how hot balto sounded
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
