so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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