Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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