Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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