you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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