are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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