how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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