we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
