Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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