i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
this is an emotional support booty call
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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