I wannas sexs uuuuu
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Those nachos came to me in a dream
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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