I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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