he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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