marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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