its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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