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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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