We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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