i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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