About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I supernannyed him into submission
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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