Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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