I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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