I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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