My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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