She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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