I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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