I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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