I think scott just propositioned me for sex
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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