I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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