I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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