I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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