Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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