I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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