never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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