i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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