if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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