Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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