Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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