I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
His hands were made for my vagina.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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