He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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