I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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