this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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