TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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