Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize